if you want to evolve into something worthwhile.
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Finally all your questions will be answered so you can quit bothering me with your idiotic prayers, rants and whining.
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I’ve written this book, a guide to you becoming grown up beings, an insight into how the universe actually works and why the rest of us laugh at you. If just a million of you were to read this guide it would do wonders for your evolution.
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If you want...
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- Be better looking than you ever thought possible
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- Learn the meaning of absolutely everything
- Discover how you can stop being such a dick or for women whatever the equivalent derogatory term would be.
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